Post by Beanz?! on Aug 3, 2010 12:01:38 GMT -5
I had the weirdest dream ever.
Sarah, Russ, Danielle and I went camping.
Russ threw a rock at a cougar and it ran off.
The Cougar came back later with like a thousand Indians,
all waving these metal sticks.
And Danielle was like great fucking Job Russ.
Anyway they Took us Hostage and were like Rawr your our bitches now!
And Sarah were like oh Yea?!
And they took us to their camp,
where a giant raven was tied up.
And I was like look Guys!
So sarah and dainelle flashed the Indians to distract them.
Buying Russ and I time to beat up one of the gaurds and cut the rope.
Anyway we climbed onto its back,
and it took us to this dirty little city next to Canada.
And Russ was like,
OMG!!!
We have to tell people the Indians are coming!
So Sarah and Russ run off into this bulding after this lawyer,
well Danielle and I try to find medical attention.
The lawyer is in the Elevator and he looks like John Cusak.
Russ tells him everything,
and the Lawyer is like Omg you are such a liar.
so Russ Slaps him,
and Sahara is like Crap Russ!
So She grabs him by the arm and run out the door.
Danielle ask what Happens,
and She tells her.
she's like oh great Russ!
What about our baby?!
And starts to Cry.
Poor Dani.
:[
So,
All four of us climb into an Station Wagon,
and by this time the Indians are already on their way.
Their waving their shiny sticks and they start impaling people.
Russ is like Fuck this,
I'm going to be a hero!
Sarah is like NO!!!
And throws herself across Danielle's Tummy to protect the Baby.
I go after Russ,
But its way to fucking crazy.
People are dying and it smells like three day old fish.
So I say fuck this,
and go inside a hotel.
I call Magneto from X-men and am Like Dude,
remember how you owe me???
So Magneto shows up and takes all the Shiny sticks away.
I'm like Fuck where is Russell?
So while She take Danielle to jamba Juice I go to look for him.
and....
He's dead.
:[
But he did die a hero!
He saved this dog and her three puppies.
Anyway I go and Tell Danielle and Sarah is like were getting out of here.
So we have a memorial for Poor Russell,
then get back in the Station wagon and drive to Mexico.
And then I woke up.
Wtf?
I have the weirdest dreams ever.
What is wrong with me?!
D:<
Sarah, Russ, Danielle and I went camping.
Russ threw a rock at a cougar and it ran off.
The Cougar came back later with like a thousand Indians,
all waving these metal sticks.
And Danielle was like great fucking Job Russ.
Anyway they Took us Hostage and were like Rawr your our bitches now!
And Sarah were like oh Yea?!
And they took us to their camp,
where a giant raven was tied up.
And I was like look Guys!
So sarah and dainelle flashed the Indians to distract them.
Buying Russ and I time to beat up one of the gaurds and cut the rope.
Anyway we climbed onto its back,
and it took us to this dirty little city next to Canada.
And Russ was like,
OMG!!!
We have to tell people the Indians are coming!
So Sarah and Russ run off into this bulding after this lawyer,
well Danielle and I try to find medical attention.
The lawyer is in the Elevator and he looks like John Cusak.
Russ tells him everything,
and the Lawyer is like Omg you are such a liar.
so Russ Slaps him,
and Sahara is like Crap Russ!
So She grabs him by the arm and run out the door.
Danielle ask what Happens,
and She tells her.
she's like oh great Russ!
What about our baby?!
And starts to Cry.
Poor Dani.
:[
So,
All four of us climb into an Station Wagon,
and by this time the Indians are already on their way.
Their waving their shiny sticks and they start impaling people.
Russ is like Fuck this,
I'm going to be a hero!
Sarah is like NO!!!
And throws herself across Danielle's Tummy to protect the Baby.
I go after Russ,
But its way to fucking crazy.
People are dying and it smells like three day old fish.
So I say fuck this,
and go inside a hotel.
I call Magneto from X-men and am Like Dude,
remember how you owe me???
So Magneto shows up and takes all the Shiny sticks away.
I'm like Fuck where is Russell?
So while She take Danielle to jamba Juice I go to look for him.
and....
He's dead.
:[
But he did die a hero!
He saved this dog and her three puppies.
Anyway I go and Tell Danielle and Sarah is like were getting out of here.
So we have a memorial for Poor Russell,
then get back in the Station wagon and drive to Mexico.
And then I woke up.
Wtf?
I have the weirdest dreams ever.
What is wrong with me?!
D:<